Match predictions !
ROME !
Princess O'Gara, fresh from the failed assassination attempt by the Scottish strangler, will be put under the closest of Italian scrutinies!! I am not sure if there are any Sardinians in the Italian side, but I am sure they would like to see little Ronan swimming with the fishes by the end of the game!!!
The Irish class will prevail, however, I am sure, in D'Arcy and O'Driscoll they have the match winners, ably assisted by Horgan Dempsey and Hickie. So the good news is that Princess O'Gara will survive to dance again with her fourteen butch consorts!!!!
PARIS !
Paterson has been widely quoted as saying that he has had a funny feeling all week. It is called brown adrenaline, running down your leg Chris !!!
The French should be on fire, literally!! I am sure Professor Laporte has wanted to torch a few of them!! The Scots however passionate, however full of adrenaline, just do not have the pace, creativity or skill to win that game.
So the Frogs to enjoy champagne whilst the thistle wilts in the corner.
CARDIFF !
The return of Tait!!! Sadly the cast is missing it's other lead character as the waxed, orange one has hurt his knee!!
The wooden spoon casts quite a shadow over the best rugby stadium, but the loss of Jones and the inclusion of Thomas does improve the Welsh chances quite considerably!! Hook has talent! But do the Welsh forwards have the balls??
If the English eight can produce the intensity of Sunday, and Flood is in full flow, the Welsh will be washed away!
PS. Who do we all think the Scottish strangler might be (apart from bollocks!!!)
Ideas on the comments page please...............
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Perhaps a vicious blade of grass wrapped itself round O'Gara's neck.
Maybe O'Gara has a split personality disorder and started to throttle himself?
POC broke his thumb, perhaps it happened when he was explaining to ROG about not dancing among the forwards?
looking forward to Leinsterfan's reaction to this!!!!
I think I've worked out what happened to ROG. In one of the other threads somebody called "Munster Legend" let slip that the Irish team downed 30 pints before the England game (I assume between the team, not each). Clearly ROG tried the same trick before the Scotland game and his little frame couldn't take it. The other players were just embarrassed but the coach felt he had to come up with a story to explain ROG's drunken stupour and so the strangling story was born.
Roflmfao!! With so many likely scenarios(the inside job) its quite hard to tell, BUT!! the vicious blade of murrayfield grass sounds the likely culprit!! Wrapped its self right around his neck i tell you !!! Some of the boys had to look away it was that gruesome. We have it on tape, and yes , oh yes we will be citing!!
You needn't worry about such despicable behaviour from our Welsh grass - at the end of a match at the Millenium stadium there's hardly any grass left.
Rhodrim,
Fair point, great stadium, just no grass!!
I think you should mention it to the groundsman, the least he could do is either get some Scottish strangling grass (becoming increasingly popular!!), or some worth smoking grass!!
One or the other!!! Mud is just no fun!! How can you strangle someone with mud!!!
One can drown in mud if you push their face deep enough...
Anyone think Ashton made several tactical errors in the England team? Worsley has never been a ball-carrying No8 and when they lost Easter it was an error to bring in Haskell a flanker. It left the back-row under-powered.
Similarly at center, when he lost Tindall he brought in Noon, if Tindall is one-dimensional I'm not sure what that makes Noon? Would he have been better to have included Abbot or Smith. Losing Catt left the back division devoid of nous, experience, physical presence and the ability to beat their opposite number.
Overall I'd give Ashton a C+ (must try harder), I do wonder if he understands the importance of the physical presence at times.
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